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  • Tigeriban 12:25 pm on February 4, 2011 Permalink | Reply  

    Politician to Fantasy Novelist 


    -Enjoys hearing own voice, a plus for live readings.

    -No problem gambling on my big break as I gambled with taxpayer dollars.

    -Good at inventing plausibly believable fiction.

    -Abnormally high self-esteem, no problem with lack of positive feedback inherent in publishing.

    -Already lives in a fantasy world.

  • Tigeriban 12:49 pm on January 14, 2011 Permalink | Reply  

    Why must you be shy? 

    This incident was happen when I checking arrival passenger from oversea at Miri International Airport. Every time there are oversea passenger, we as front liner must check and scan their luggage to ensure no prohibited item enter to Miri, Sarawak. There is one local guy in mid 40s(businessman)just come back from Singapore, whose don’t want me to check his luggage. Here is rough conversation between this guy and me:

    Me: Sir, please scan your luggage.
    Guy: Ok

    He then put his luggage inside scanner machine. While his luggage going through the scanner machine, my colleague detect something suspicious inside his luggage and he call me to check that luggage. Continue the conversation:

    Me: Sir, please open your luggage.

    Guy: Why you want to open my luggage?

    Me: It just a routine Custom checking.

    Guy: Lu jangan bikin saya malu oooo.

    Me: *smiling at him* Mana ada saya bikin kamu malu. Saya mahu check kamu punya beg.

    Guy: Lu jangan bikin saya malu oooo

    Me: Buka saja beg kamu. Saya mahu check saja.

    Guy: Jangan buat saya malu lah.

    Me: Errrr, mana ada saya buat kamu malu. Semua orang kalau kamu datang dari oversea mesti mahu check. Kamu datang dari Singapore mesti saya mahu check kamu. Orang putih pun check juga. Mana mereka ada malu, malah mereka “very cooperative” dengan Kastam. Saya check semua orang tidak kira kamu businessman ka and etc. You yourself making yourself very shy. Kalau kamu malu, saya bawa kamu ke office saya lah, check di office saya.

    Guy: *his face change to red. He is very angry with me. Then he opened the luggage for me*

    After a few minute of checking, and everything is ok then i release him. The local guys looks unhappy with me but I don’t care about that. It is my duty to ensure the safety of Malaysia. He want to complain to head of department what for. No one is entertain his complain. And for your information to my silent reader, Australia Custom is very very strict. Not to say Australia, USA, Singapore and England also very strict.

    I just don’t understand why you must be shy. What mentality is that. If you prove you are right why you very afraid or shy? Come on lah…..be a man.

  • Tigeriban 8:57 am on September 3, 2010 Permalink | Reply

    The Sweetnes Taboo 

    Let me talk first about the sweetness taboo i ever experiences. Actually I don’t want publish this post because I am very shy to what happen to me. But since I open minded, I don’t care anymore. I know it is taboo but I like her sweetness. It very very tempting one. She is very “cheap” I can not resist anymore. Everyday I must doing it no matter day and night. Dammed it. You make me died because of you. It licking good you know. Trust me. It make my eyes turn to white…..You know how that feel….Not need for me explain more. Gosh….it make me think of her everyday 24 / 7 or more. Every morning I must do it and before I going to sleep I must grab her, pampered her and licking her a much as possible. You make my life CRAZY!!!!!! You smell very nice and make me insane. Whole my body become very hot because of her. I don’t care what the whole world talking about you as long as love you so much…Muahhhh!!!! I would kill you if you say something bad about her. I love you so much darling!!!!

    Tadaaaa!!!! It is durian time….lol. It durian session at Miri now. Every time I went back work from Airport Miri, I must bought some durian. Not some but I buy so many since they sell it very cheap. They sold it 4 for RM 10 ringgit. Sometime I spend RM 50 for durian….lol. Died hard fan one and I must buy it. Eat it day and night until I get fever. Once awhile mah….Makan puas puas. Do you know why it call taboo fruits? Because some people allergic to durian. Don’t take to much durian, especially those people have high blood because it increase blood pressure. I heard so many cases people died because of durian. They eat it to much until they can’t control themselves. Durian combined with beer or coke….and the result is “bye-bye” Another one is because of smell. You must be realize that durian is not allowed entered to hotel, shopping mall, airplane and etc. Some people like the smell and some people don’t like. That why you will see the sign banned on durian. Whatever it is I LOVE DURIAN.

    *P/S: This writing was imported from my previous blog.

  • Tigeriban 8:21 am on September 3, 2010 Permalink | Reply

    Actually I am doing part time job, secretly. 

    Sometime I have to go out to find extra income for myself. You know it very hard nowadays. Everything was very expensive. So the solution is I have to work part time. On the morning I work at Airport and at the night time I worked as a Chef at The Other Office Restaurant. After I finished my work at Airport, I rushing to go home to change my clothes. Then I proceed to The Other Office Restaurant and I started cooking some dishes to be serves to customer like Bacon Cheese Burger, French Onion Soup, Super Chunk Fruit Salad, Triple Berry Cheesecake, Spitfire Roasted Chicken, Pumpkin pie and much more. The owner of the restaurant give me salary RM 800 per month. It ok for me but I still need more. This is my first part time job as Chef and I happy with this job.

    Besides that I have second part time job. This one I doing this job secretly. I don’t want other people know I am doing this kind of job. It is underground one or also know as Mafia. Please keep silent. I don’t want my top management know that I am doing illegal job. Actually I am one of the leader in Miri and I called my group as Tiger Clan. Vicious and dangerous ones. Most of the Mirian people respect my clan. Kuasa polis kalah punya…hahahaha *evil laughing* Although we behave like that but we have good heart and will to help people in need. My attitude is like Robin Hood…lol. By the way we have link to other different Mafia all over the world. We use Facebook to connect each other. My income doing this stuff very promising. Every time I received RM 1 million per month. Enough to buy good weapon. Hahahahahahaha *evil laughing* Please don’t mess up with me. Like what Phua Cu Kang said “Don’t pray, pray”

    But I have to cover up myself. I can not doing Mafia job all the time because I am afraid my superior suspicious with me. Later on he find out that I am doing illegal job, he will terminate my job at Airport Miri. I must save myself first because I still want to work at Airport Miri. I got connection with Miri Airport staff in term of delivery of illegal “part”. You know what I mean right.  There is one female and her nick name is ”

    Before I become Chef and Mafia leader, I was a farmer. Even before I work at Airport Miri. Full time farmer take care of his small farm. I brought this farm last year and I plant various vegetables and fruits. I plant strawberry, wheat and many more. With this way, I can generate another income. Even though it generate slow income but it is stable.

    For conclusion, this is my way to generate side income. Do you want to follow me? Gotcha. Happy reading.

    I am working person full time with Facebook as I seat in front of my lappy all the time. Hail !!!!!! Facebook!!!!

  • Tigeriban 6:39 am on August 16, 2010 Permalink | Reply
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    Must read this Agreement: Sabah 20 points / Sarawak 18 points Agreement 

    What is the agreement all about?

    The 20-point agreement, or the 20-point memorandum, is an agreement made between the state of Sabah (then North Borneo) with what would be the federal government of Malaysia prior to the formation of Malaysia in September 16, 1963. A similar agreement was made between the state of Sarawak and the federal government but with certain differences in their 18-point agreement

    The agreement

    Point 1: Religion

    While there was no objection to Islam being the national religion of Malaysia there should be no State religion in Borneo (Sarawak & Sabah), and the provisions relating to Islam in the present Constitution of Malaya should not apply to Borneo

    Point 2: Language

    • a. Malay should be the national language of the Federation
    • b. English should continue to be used for a period of 10 years after Malaysia Day
    • c. English should be an official language of Borneo (Sarawak & Sabah) for all purposes, State or Federal, without limitation of time.

    Point 3: Constitution

    Whilst accepting that the present Constitution of the Federation of Malaya should form the basis of the Constitution of Malaysia, the Constitution of Malaysia should be a completely new document drafted and agreed in the light of a free association of states and should not be a series of amendments to a Constitution drafted and agreed by different states in totally different circumstances. A new Constitution for Borneo (Sarawak & Sabah) was of course essential.

    Point 4: Head of Federation

    The Head of State in Borneo (Sarawak & Sabah) should not be eligible for election as Head of the Federation

    Point 5: Name of Federation

    “Malaysia” but not “Melayu Raya”

    Point 6: Immigration

    Control over immigration into any part of Malaysia from outside should rest with the Central Government but entry into Borneo (Sarawak & Sabah) should also require the approval of the State Government. The Federal Government should not be able to veto the entry of persons into Borneo (Sarawak & Sabah) for State Government purposes except on strictly security grounds. Borneo (Sarawak & Sabah) should have unfettered control over the movements of persons other than those in Federal Government employ from other parts of Malaysia Borneo (Sarawak & Sabah).

    Point 7: Right of Secession

    There should be no right to secede from the Federation

    Point 8: Borneanisation

    Borneanisation of the public service should proceed as quickly as possible.

    Point 9: British Officers

    Every effort should be made to encourage British Officers to remain in the public service until their places can be taken by suitably qualified people from Borneo (Sarawak & Sabah)

    Point 10: Citizenship

    The recommendation in paragraph 148(k) of the Report of the Cobbold Commission should govern the citizenship rights in the Federation of Borneo (Sarawak & Sabah) subject to the following amendments:

    • a) sub-paragraph (i) should not contain the proviso as to five years residence
    • b) in order to tie up with our law, sub-paragraph (ii)(a) should read “7 out of 10 years” instead of “8 out of 10 years”
    • c) sub-paragraph (iii) should not contain any restriction tied to the citizenship of parents – a person born in Borneo (Sarawak & Sabah) after Malaysia must be federal citizen.

    Point 11: Tariffs and Finance

    Borneo (Sarawak & Sabah) should retain control of its own finance, development and tariff, and should have the right to work up its own taxation and to raise loans on its own credit.

    Point 12: Special position of indigenous races

    In principle, the indigenous races of Borneo (Sarawak & Sabah) should enjoy special rights analogous to those enjoyed by Malays in Malaya, but the present Malays’ formula in this regard is not necessarily applicable in Borneo(Sarawak & Sabah)

    Point 13: State Government

    • a) the Prime Minister should be elected by unofficial members of Legislative Council
    • b) There should be a proper Ministerial system in Borneo (Sarawak & Sabah)

    Point 14: Transitional period

    This should be seven years and during such period legislative power must be left with the State of Borneo (Sarawak & Sabah) by the Constitution and not be merely delegated to the State Government by the Federal Government

    Point 15: Education

    The existing educational system of Borneo (Sarawak & Sabah) should be maintained and for this reason it should be under state control

    Point 16: Constitutional safeguards

    No amendment modification or withdrawal of any special safeguard granted to Borneo (Sarawak & Sabah) should be made by the Central Government without the positive concurrence of the Government of the State of North Borneo

    The power of amending the Constitution of the State of Borneo (Sarawak & Sabah) should belong exclusively to the people in the state. (Note: The United Party, The Democratic Party and the Pasok Momogun Party considered that a three-fourth majority would be required in order to effect any amendment to the Federal and State Constitutions whereas the UNKO and USNO considered a two-thirds majority would be sufficient)

    Point 17: Representation in Federal Parliament

    This should take account not only of the population of Borneo (Sarawak & Sabah) but also of its seize and potentialities and in any case should not be less than that of Singapore

    Point 18: Name of Head of State

    Yang di-Pertua Negara

    Point 19: Name of State

    Sarawak or Sabah

    Point 20: Land, Forests, Local Government, etc.

    The provisions in the Constitution of the Federation in respect of the powers of the National Land Council should not apply in Borneo (Sarawak & Sabah). Likewise, the National Council for Local Government should not apply in Borneo (Sarawak & Sabah).

  • Tigeriban 4:45 am on August 10, 2010 Permalink | Reply
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    Selamat Berpuasa 

    Kepada teman-teman sekalian, saya ingin mengucapkan Selamat Berpuasa kepada yang bergama Islam. Beramallah di bulan yg baik ini dan hindar segala perkara yg salah. Walaupun saya bukan beragama Islam, saya tetap gembira di bulan Ramadan ini sebab banyak gerai-gerai akan di buka dan pelbagai jenis sajian akan di jual. Bukan apa, saya suka makan ini…hahahaha..Peace

  • Tigeriban 9:57 pm on August 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: Blogger, Wordpress   


    Well, now I trying new blogging platform. A bit advance for me actually, but I willing to explore it. First time I am blogging, I use Blogger to create my blog. But I stop using it because I don’t have any ideas to blog and almost one years I didn’t blogging. Actually I  got ideas but I don’t know how to apply it. Now I try to be serious in blogging and updates my blog very often. By the way, I am going to import some of my previous archive at my other blog(Passion of the Man…Anak Iban Rocking and Kicking) to put in my new blog.

    Welcome to my new blog and I getting SERIOUS blogging. 🙂

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